THE TOTALLY UNRELIABLE, ALMOST CERTAINLY WRONG ARIA AWARDS PREDICTIONS YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED
Hello music sport fans. Wednesday night’s ARIA Awards is the night of nights after the day of days full of the hour of hours. Or something like that. Some of us just think of them as a chance to put on a clean pair of pants and iron some socks. But for others this could be the night that changes their lives, or at least their mantlepiece decorations and toilet roll holders. Who’s going to win? What do I know? Do I look like Denis Handlin? But as a civic duty I’ll take a stab