A theme song for likely premier & new chief of the fun police, Gladys Berejiklian. With apologies to The Jam. Sing along at home - but not anywhere in the city after dark. TOWN CALLED GLADYS Stop dreaming of the night time life 'Cos it's the one we'll never know And quit running for that runaway bus 'Cos those on time days are few And...stop apologising for the things you've never done 'Cos time is short and lockout’s cruel But it's up to us to change This town called Gladys