What can you say as a reviewer when the star of the show emerges from the bum of a giant pachyderm? Never forget? A night in 2005 with Alan Jones and his friends. CHER Entertainment Centre, March 3 Riddle me this Batman. Let’s say you attend a Super 12 match this weekend, having paid top dollar for the privilege, and come expecting an 80-minute game as normal. Instead, the players intermittently appear on the field, for less than half a match in total, and the rest of the tim